SO, LAST NIGHT @ HUSH HUSH, THIS LITTLE DUDE PUSHED HIS WAY UP 2 THE FRONT, AND WATCHED ROYAL RUMBLE SPIN INTENTLY FOR LIKE 3 MIN, THEN OUT OF NO WHERE, HE TOOK HIS HAND AND GASP!!!!!!!!....TOUCHED THE TURN TABLE AND MADE THE RECORD SKIP... DOUBLE GASP!!!!!!!!! NEEDLESS 2 SAY THIS DIDN'T GO OVER 2 WELL AND THE ALL 2 FAMILIAR PHRASE "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!" WAS YELLED. THE GUY STOOD THERE BALLING UP HIS FIST, AND MY BLACK ASS TOOK COVER, JUST IN CASE, WELL BECAUSE, MY LUCK IS NOT THE BEST. I COULD JUST IMAGINE THAT FOOL SWINGING @ THE DJ AND CAPPING MY BLACK ASS INSTEAD.
SO THE MORAL OF THIS STORY (IN THE WORDS OF DAN OH)...... DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKIN TURN TABLES! GOT IT???? GOOD....LETS DANCE.
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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH
PS. LOOK AT THE EXPRESSIONS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND....ITS WHAT MADE THIS SITUATION HELLA (YES I SAID HELLA) FUNNY
DOUBLE PS. DEAR GAWD....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEVER LET ME BE THE ONE WITH MY HAND ON THE TURN TABLE
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