Monday, March 24, 2008


Lasse Gjersten is amazing. His humor is a little off, but that's fine, because I'm kind of off. He does a lot of videos about killing himself. He kind of reminds me of a Norwegian Quentin Tarantino.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

More fun from Flossin dem Beetroots

So the funniest part of the evening was the lady bouncer who controlled the velvet rope. She was off the chain. You know the type. Mid 30's; clinging on to her identity as a college student when she was in her prime; drunk off the power she has to allow or deny entry to whom ever she pleases. So naturally, everyone is kissing her ass hard core. people telling her "your funny"...blah blah blah.... Get over it...Your making me sick....

The phrases she kept on repeating the whole time was what made her awesome. They went a little something like this:

1. "Bounce out son!" "Bounce out"

2. "Who is Him"
...okay pretty sure that's not proper English!

3. "This is why I is me and you is you"
Uhhhhhh....I'm pretty cool with being Holly and have no desire to be you...sorry but I don't.

4. "Whats up with dis Cluster Fuck"

My friend Cat and I kept on asking one another "...But what does that mean....."
Is "Bounce out" the same as "Pop Off Son" ????????? Due tell, I'm hella confused.

So...Nameless door woman... On behalf of the entire "Cluster fuck"...I salute You...We Salute you...Bounce out son.. yes, yes, Bounce out indeed!!!!!!



Flosstradamus & The Bloody Beetroots @ the Standard

Best Effin night ever...okay,maybe not the best night ever, but definately the best night so far this year. I can't wait to top it. The Bloody Beetroots are coming back to LA for the Scion Tour. These Mofros are insane!

Also...As usual, Flosstradamus rocked it House party style, and turned a sea of hipsters into A HERD OF HOT SWEATY MESSES ON THE DANCE FLOOR! Love those guys. The after party was pretty dope, minus the random tacs scattered through out the dance floor...actual tacs. What the feezzey?????? Peep Game....

Sunday, March 16, 2008

I Said it Once, I'll say it again...

Road Kill Overcoat by Busdriver was my FAVORITE album of 07'... Peep Game!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Poster Moderne (My New Favorite)

Well for today anyway, I have the Attention span of a 2 year old when it comes to music. Peep Game! Follow the link.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Leslie and the Lys....Why Change Mother Nature's Recipe!

So after waiting for over a year, I finally got to see Leslie and the Lys Live at the Echoplex on Friday, along with the DJ from Yo Gabba Gabba, and it was HELLA TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love that Heffa.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Black Moth Super Rainbow- Sun Lips

So my good friend Yesska told me about Black Moth Super Rainbow. Sounds like a dream to me. This song is called Sun Lips...I wonder what it would feel like to give the sun a kiss??????????????

An Introduction of Sorts

Call Me Holly.
I'm a rhythm less Black Girl from the Bay.
I Like being in the front.
I Love me some Gay boys.
I like foreign boys with messy hair.
I know all the lyrics to just about every song ever written...Yes even that...nice try, but that one too.
I Live for Music.
I Love Love Love Free Shit (Hint Hint Hint)
I'm Really Shy
I Always Attract the crazies.

The Legend of Griz Pard One-a-did!

Okay, this has been a long long long long time coming, but, I'm finally ready to tell the story of Gris.
Have you ever meet someone so dumb (not in a mean way, but thet're always clueless), that your like "How do they survive one a daily basis?" with that said.
I used to work as a Merchandiser, and after some shady drama on the part, or pard (as Griz would say) of our Store Manager, we got a new merchandise manager....Grizelda ...I'm not kidding...Grizelda, but we called her Griz for short
No words can ever, and I mean ever, put her whole being as a person into words, but I'm down to try, and If you know Griz, please validate my stories.
Day 1-a-did!
Griz-ism "Chew never god-a-did a second chan-say to make-a-did a first impression-a-did!"
walk in to meet Griz for the first time. Ahhh I remember it like it was yesterday. Her black fleshy gums glistening under the florcent lights, and wait a minute...what the eff is that smell... what the eff is on her ass...
FYI. Griz always smelt like shit, and always, and I mean ALWAYS had a big brown stain on her ass. WTF!
Before I go any further into any stories, I wanna break down her language which was part english, part spanish, and part what the fuck are you saying?
Rule one- for every word ending with a T, you have to replace the T with a D. Example: What becomes Wud; Hat becomes Had; Greet becomes Greed
Rule Two- Do-did to-did. She really said this. No one really knows what this means, but you can use it for anything. Example: " Hey Gurl, wud chew do-did to-did" Translation: "Hey Girl, What's up?"
Rule Three- You have to say boy after you say a guys name, and gurl after you say a girls name. Example: Holly becomes Holly Gurl. Brian becomes Brian Boy
Rule Four- Make shit up. just make up words and throw them in the mix. It's all good.
Rule Five- you have to talk in a HELLA HIGH pitched voice-a-did.
Rule six-a-did- add (a-did) to every four or five words.
That's it or id for right now-a-did