DOUCHE BAGS OF THE WEEK!

BOUNCE OUT SON!!!!!!!! THESE GUYS WERE SOOOOOOOOOO EFFING ANNOYING....GUYS JUST A NOTE...OKAY GIRLS TOO...WHEN YOUR HELLA DRUNK AND YOUR BREATH IS KICKIN LIKE BOOZE AND BOILED ASS FARTS....DON'T GET ALL UP IN PEOPLES FACES AND TRY TO SPIT GAME....GOT IT!

AND WHEN YOU ASK A GIRL TO DANCE AND SHE SAYS NO...THEN FUCK HER AND ASK SOMEONE ELSE.....

MAN, I WAS RUNNING ALL OVER THE CLUB TRYING TO ESCAPE THESE FOOLS.....TAKE MY PICTURE, TAKE MY PICTURE, TAKE MY PICTURE......NO!!!!!!

SORRY YOUR NOT THAT INTERESTING OR FASHION FORWARD......SO FUCK OFF!.....THIS WHOLE NIGHT IN GENERAL WAS PRETTY WHACK....NOT BECAUSE OF THE MUSIC OR VENUE, CUZ I ALWAYS HAVE AN AWESOME TIME AT DIM MAK TUESDAYS....I THINK IT WAS THE RANDOM ASS PEOPLE THAT THE FULL MOON BROUGHT OUT....PEEP GAME!

HERE R THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE EVENING:

1. SOME BROTHAS OUTSIDE THE CLUB TRIED TO HIT ON ME AND THESE R SOME OF THE PICK UP LINES THEY USED "AYE HOE CAN U SPEAK OR WHAT" AND "I'M A PIMP YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE AND SHOW ME RESPECT" OH, AND MY PERSONAL FAV "I JUST WANNA SKEET IN YO FACE"

WTF????? DOES THAT WORK...DO YOU SPIT THAT GAME AND HAVE A GIRL REPLY "JIZ IN MY FACE...I WOULD LOVE 4 U TO...HERE'S MY NUMBER" ASSHOLES!!!!!!! I HATE BOYS!

2. SOME DRUNK ASS BITCH TRIED TO BEAT ME AND THIS OTHER GIRL DOWN, BECAUSE WE WERE STANDING NEXT TO HER SISTERS EX BOYFRIEND. AGAIN...WTF???? SHE CALLED US HOES AND BITCHES AND THREW SOME PUNCHES....I DIDN'T KNOW HER AND NEITHER DID THE OTHER GIRL.

3. THEY WERE FILMING SOME WHACK ASS REALITY SHOW IN THE CLUB. TOTALLY EFFED UP THE ATMOSPHERE. SOME FOOL WEARING AN ALL SILVER SEQUENCED JACKET...AND SUNGLASSES (WHY DO PEOPLE WEAR SUNGLASSES INSIDE A DARK ASS CLUB??) GOT BEHIND THE DJ BOOTH AND TOUCHED DAN OH'S TURN TABLE.....

DAN OH SEEMS SO MONOTONED AND LAID BACK, BUT WHEN THAT HAPPENED, HE DELIVERED A SMACK DOWN...HE SHUT OFF THE MUSIC AND WAS LIKE "WTF IS WRONG WITH U.....DON'T U EVER TOUCH MY FUCKING TURN TABLES...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE"....IT WAS GREAT!

HA HA HA....THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS HELL.

XX BANG BANG

HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH