Wednesday, June 11, 2008

HELL-2-THE-YEAH!!!!!



THE BEST/FUNNIEST/SADDEST PART OF THE NIGHT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS WAITING IN LINE.

THERE WAS A HOMELESS GUY PASSED OUT IN THE OUTCOVE NEXT TO THE LINE TO GET INTO CINESPACE....HE HAD TO BE REALLY REALLY REALLY DRUNK OR HIGH OR DRUNK AND HIGH....CUZ AS EVERYONE WAS WAITING, THE DOOR MAN SUDDENLY GOES "WHERE IS THAT WATER COMING FROM"... AND HE POINTED TO THIS STREAM OF LIQUID ON THE GROUND, SO EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE TRAIL WITH THERE EYES... AND ALL AT ONCE EVERYONE SCREAMS "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW".... IT WAS FROM THE BUM...HE HAD MESSED HIMSELF.....THEN SECURITY CALLED FOR BACK UP AND GLOVES THEN THEY TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP, BUT THEY WERE UNSUCCESSFUL...THEY WERE SHAKING HIM...YELLING "HEY BUDDY" "HEY BUDDY" FINALLY....(THIS PART MADE ME SAD) THEY PUT ON THE RUBBER GLOVES AND DRAGGED HIM TO ANOTHER OUT COVE CLOSE BY LIKE HE WAS TRASH... WHICH LEFT A PEE STREAK ON THE GROUND....AND HE DIDN'T EVEN WAKE UP.... WELL NOT FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES, WHEN HE DID COME TO, HE LOOKED SOOOO CONFUSED LIKE HE WAS THINKING "HOW DID I GET OVER HERE??????" THEN, EVERYONE WATCHED IN HORROR AS UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE STEPPED AND EVEN STOOD IN THE PEE PUDDLE.

BUT BACK TO DIM MAK TUESDAY...SHITDISCO WAS EFFING AWESOME....I SAW THEM ON SUNDAY AT BANANA SPLIT AND I WASN'T THAT IMPRESSED, BUT LAST NIGHT THEY CHANGED MY MIND...PEEP GAME...OH AND AFTER LAST NIGHT...I'LL NEVER EVER WEAR MY SHOES INSIDE MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU STEPPED IN OUTSIDE.


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DIMM MAK TUES W SHITDISCO









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XX BANG BANG

HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

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