Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I ONLY DATE BLACK WOMEN...CUZ CHOCOLATE TATES BETTER!



TMI HOMIE...TMI....THIS MAN WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY GRANDFATHER. HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS AND THEN INVITED ME BACK TO HIS HOUSE OF A LITTLE CASTING COUCH ACTION.....IT MADE ME THINK OF SEX AND THE CITY WHEN SAMANTHA DATED THE OLD MAN W/ THE FLABBY OLD MAN ASS....I THEW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH AND WENT ON MY WAY, BUT NOT BEFORE HE PULLED OUT HIS PHONE AND SHOWED ME ALL HIS FAMOUS FRIENDS IN HIS PHONE BOOK, AND PICTURES OF ALL HIS BLACK GIRLFRIENDS.

XX BANG BANG...BARF!
HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

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