DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK

OMG....BEST INTERVIEW EVA!!!!!! WENDY WILLIAMS YOUR MY DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK.

1ST OFF....I CAN'T STAND WENDY WILLIAMS (THE TALK SHOW HOST) BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I CAN'T STOP WATCHING HER SHOW BECAUSE SHE'S SO RIDICULOUS. I WANNA GO TO A LIVE RECORDING OF HER SHOW JUST SO I CAN TELL HER TO SHUT HER TRAP IN PERSON....GOD!!!

ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS IS NAMED WENDY WILLIAMS, AND SHE'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST, SMARTEST, AMAZING PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE, SO WHEN I STARTED SEEING PROMOS FOR THIS HEFFAS TALK SHOW, I WAS EXTREMELY ANNOYED CUZ SHE'S SO WACK...AND IT WAS ALMOST LIKE SHE WAS TARNISHING MY GOOD FRIENDS NAME.....WHAT A HEFFA. HERE ARE SOME OF THE REASONS WHY SHE 'S A DBAG:

A. SHE'S NOT FUNNY, AND IS EXTREMELY FAKE...I HATE WHEN SHE TRIES TO FAKE CRY...COME ON, YOUR NOT MONTEL WILLIAMS, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN REALLY GET AWAY WITH THAT WHOLE FAKE CRYING BIT.

B. THAT WEAVE/ WIG SHE WEARS LOOKS SO FREAKING FAKE AS HELL. ALL THAT MONEY U MAKE AND U CAN'T HOOK IT UP WITH A PROPER WEAVE....WTF!

C. WHEN SHE CALLED OMAROSA (WHO I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF EITHER) THE "ANGRY BLACK WOMAN" I GOT PISSED OFF. JUST BECAUSE YOU DEMAND RESPECT AND STAND UP FOR YOUR SELF, DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN ANGRY BLACK WOMAN...WAY TO FEED INTO THAT STEREO TYPE

I REALLY HATE THAT STEREO TYPE, AND I ESPECIALLY HATE IT WHEN SISTAS USE IT AGAINST ONE ANOTHER..... ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF THEM HAS TONS OF FAKE ASS BLONDIE WEAVE ALL DOWN HER BACK. GURL..."YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS"

BEST PART OF THE INTERVIEW IS WHEN OMAROSA TOLD HER THAT HER WIG SITS 3" ABOVE HER HEAD...FUCKIN CLASSIC...I'M ON TEAM OMAROSA. OH AND WENDY.....YOU SHOULD HIT UP THE CHARLES ELGIN SALON THEY WORK WONDERS...TRUST!

XX BANG BANG

HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH