ITS NOT THE 1ST TIME I'VE PASSED OUT W/ MY BALLS OUT

PRETTY MUCH....TWO OF THE BEST STORIES I'VE HEARD IN A COOL MINUTE.

SO, I WENT OVER TO JARED AND EVANS TO KICK BACK FOR SEC/ SESH IT OUT FOR A BIT. BOYS R INTERESTING. I'M NOT REALLY ALL THAT USE TO HANGING OUT WITH STRAIGHT BOYS, AS 86% OF MY GUY FRIENDS R GAY, BUT I LIKE IT. ITS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE

JARED WAS TELLING ME THAT LAST NIGHT HE CAME HOME AND HIS FRIEND JAY WAS PASSED OUT DRUNK ON THE COUCH, SO JARED SAID HE WENT BACK OUTSIDE TO SMOKE, AND WITHIN THAT TIME SPAN, HE CAME BACK INSIDE, AND JAY WAS NOW ON THE FLOOR NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN WITH HIS BALLS HANGING OUT.....AND THEN....AS BOYS DO.....I GUESS THEY TOOK PICTURES AND SENT IT OUT TO ALL THEIR FRIENDS....THEN HE SHOWED ME THE PICTURE OF JAY PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH HIS BALLS HANGING OUT FROM BETWEEN HIS LEGS...CLASSIC! THEN HE WENT ON TO SAY "HEY I GUESS ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME I PASSED OUT WITH MY BALLS OUT." WHAT??????

THEN....EVAN AND JAY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS ONE TIME WHEN THEY CAME HOME FROM A TRIP 2 LA AND JARED WAS PASSED OUT DRUNK IN EVAN'S ROOM ON HIS COMPUTER CHAIR HOLDING HIS BALLS....BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN...AS BOYS DO....THEY DECIDED THAT THEY SHOULD MICROWAVE MARSHMALLOWS AND SMEAR IT ON HIS FACE AND TAKE PICTURES OF HIM.

SO THEY THREW THE SCALDING HOT MARSHMALLOWS ON HIM AND HE LET OUT THIS MOAN, AND THEY RAN OUT THE ROOM, AND 20 MIN L8TER JARED CAME OUT WITH A ROBE ON AND WAS LIKE "HEY GUYS, HOW WAS LA"....LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

THEY WERE LIKE, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED, AND HE HAD NO MEMORY OF ANY OF IT, AND WAS LIKE "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?" AND THEN WERE LIKE JUST NOW AND SHOWED HIM THE PICTURES/VIDEO......

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD...WHO KNEW BALLS COULD B SO EFFIN FUNNY

XX..BLAH BLAH