SO I MET THE KING OF ALL DOUCHE BAGS LAST NIGHT

DUDE! ITS USUALLY ALL LOVE ON THE DANCE FLOOR...AT LEAST TO THE PLACES I LIKE TO ROLL. SO, LAST NIGHT I WENT TO THE LAST "CHECK YO' PONYTAIL" AT THE ECHOPLEX. IT WAS OUT OF CONTROL. I'LL POST PICS LATER TODAY.

THE ONLY WACK PART OF THE EVENING, WAS THE DOUCHE BAG IN THE PICTURE SHOWN ABOVE....I HAVE NEVER...SO CHECK IT:

1ST OFF
I EFFIN LOVE LOVE LOVE DAN DEACON. I SAW HIM ONCE LIVE BEFORE, AND I TOLD MYSELF NEXT TIME, I WANTED TO BE RIGHT UP IN THE MIX, SO THIS TIME I WAS...HELL 2 THE YEAH YA!!!!!!! I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE AND THE FORE MENTIONED DOUCHE BAG TRIED TO GRAB MY CAMERA RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE IN THE PICTURE, SO INSTEAD OF TAKING A PIC WITH DAN, I HAVE ONE WITH THIS DOUCHE BAG ASSHOLE!!!!

2ND-LY
HE PULLED MY RING OFF MY FINGER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SET...MY FAVORITE RING...I ALMOST LOST IT...WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!!!!

3RD-LY
HE KEPT ON PUTTING HIS ARM AROUND ME AND RUBBING MY BACK...WTF!!!! CHILL HOMIE.

4TH- OFF
WHY WOULD YOU TRY AND TALK TO SOMEONE WHEN THEY ARE: ONE TRYING TO WATCH THE SHOW, AND TWO: THEY'RE TRYING TO WATCH THE SHOW...AGAIN WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!!!!!

5TH OFF
I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH. I'M THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO AVOIDS CONFRONTATION AT ALL COSTS, SO IT TAKES A LOT TO PUSH ME INTO "AWW HELL NO" MODE....

AND FINALLY THE MAIN REASON THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE BAG...

SO I FINALLY TOLD HIM........ " LOOK, I KNOW ITS NOT ON PURPOSE, BUT IN THE LAST 10MINS, YOU'VE ALMOST MADE ME LOOSE MY RING; YOU SNATCHED MY CAMERA OUT OF MY HANDS, AND YOU KEEP ON PUTTING YOUR ARM AROUND ME"

SO HE GOES..."LOOK , I DON'T SEE YOU UP ON THE STAGE, SO THAT MAKES YOU A NOBODY, SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK A BOUT YOU" THEN HE GAVE ME THE FINGER RIGHT IN MY FACE.

WTF!!!!!! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU AS A PERSON?

ON THE INSIDE, I WAS SCREAMING "POP OFF SON..POP OFF", BUT I PLAYED IT COOL AND CALMLY, I REPLIED

"YOU KNOW, I'M NOT NOT LIKE THAT, I KNOW IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE, JUST CHILL! JUST PLEASE, DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME, I'VE HELLA BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS"

HE WAS JUST WEIRD, AFTER THAT, HE KEPT ON TRYING TO SHAKE MY HAND. THE 1ST TIME WAS COOL. JUST SHAKE ON IT AND FORGET IT RIGHT?...WRONG!...I SHOOK HIS DAMN HAND LIKE FIFTY TIMES. AND THEN HE TRIED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. IF YOU EVER SEE THIS GUY, TURN AND WALK THE OTHER WAY...TRUST ME!

WHAT EVER, I STILL HAD A BOMB ASS TIME

XX BANG BANG

THE BLAH BLAH BITCH