Monday, June 9, 2008

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS PART 2






GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS PART 1



I THOUGHT THIS GIRL WAS SOOOOOOOO PRETTY.....NOT IN AN OBVIOUS WAY....CUZ SHES NOT THAT CUTE IN PERSON...WAIT THAT SOUNDS BAD/MEAN...SHE DIDN'T REALLY STAND OUT IN PERSON, BUT SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL IN PHOTOGRAPHS .

XX BANG BANG
HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

Sunday, June 8, 2008

SWIMMING WITH SHARKS @ THE STANDARD HOTEL








SWIMMING WITH SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!

HELLA FUN. WALLPAPER IS THE SHIT! EVERYTIME I SEE THEM...I'M ON HIGH FOR LIKE A WEEK. THEY R SO ENTERTAINING...COME BACK SOON...LA HEARTS YOU!


PEEP GAME!















BACK 2 THE OC "BRA"




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XX BANG BANG

HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH


CHECK OUT SWIMMING WITH SHARKS HERE
CHECK OUT WALLPAPER HERE

OH WELL!....BACK TO THE OC "BRA"






THIS ISH WAS HELLA CRAZY SLASH ENTERTAINING AS HELL!
SO I WENT TO SWIMMING WITH SHARKS AT THE STANDARD HOTEL IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES YESTERDAY....WHEN I FINALLY GOT INSIDE AFTER WAITING IN LINE 4 EVER....IT WAS FAT AS HELL.

OH, AND I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU TO CASSITY AGAIN 4 GETTING ME IN ON THE GOLDEN LIST...I HEART U SLASH OWE YOU A DRINK OR SOMETHING....YOUR RIGHT...LEO'S DO HAVE A HEART OF GOLD ;)

SO ANYWAYS, THE FATTIEST FIGHT BROKE OUT RIGHT NEXT TO ME...LET ME GIVE YOU A PLAY BY PLAY....PEEP GAME!

PICTURE ONE:
WHEN I 1ST GOT INSIDE. THIS GIRL AND GUY WERE SQUIRTING WATER GUNS @ EACH OTHER, I THOUGHT THEY WERE FRIENDS, BUT I GUESS NOT. EVERY TIME SHE SAW HIM, SHE WOULD START SQUIRTING HIM, AND THEN HE WOULD START ON HER, UNTIL THEY BOTH EMPTIED THEIR GUNS.

SO LATER ON, I START TALKING/ SHOOTING THE SHIT WITH THAT GUY... HE WAS A BROTHA FROM THE BAY..... AND WHILE WE WERE IN MID CONVERSATION, THAT GIRL CAME UP AGAIN W/ HER WATER GUN AND STARTED SHOOTING HIM AGAIN, SO HE RETURNED FIRE, AND THEN SHE GOT HELLA MAD....

THAT WAS MY Q 2 EXIT, SO I JUST TOOK PICS OF TROUBLE MAKER WHILE THAT GUY STARTED TALKING TO THE FRIEND HE HAD CAME WITH...I GUESS THEY WERE DISCUSSING THE WORD "NIGGER" AND THE BROTHA WAS SAYING THAT "WE DON'T SAY THAT IN THE BAY"... AND THEN ALL I HEAR IS

"I'M SORRY U DON'T MEET MY STANDARDS...SORRY I TURNED U DOWN.." AND THEN SHE YELLED OUT WITH HELLA ANGER "YOU NIGGER"...... NEEDLE ON THE RECORD SKIPS....AND SHE GOT ALL UP IN HIS FACE.

HELL NO!...RIGHT?....ITS NEVER OKAY FOR A MAN 2 HIT A GIRL...BUT AT THE SAME TIME...IF YOUR GONNA PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS....

SO AFTER SHE SAID THAT....HE GRABBED HER BY HER THROAT AND PUSHED HER/ THREW HER AWAY AND SHE WENT FLYING LIKE 3 OR 4 FEET.

PICTURE TWO:
SO THEN, ONE OF THE BIG ASS CORN FEED "BRA" BOYS SHE WAS WITH JUMPED UP AND WAS LIKE

"HELL NO BRA, YOU NEVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON HER" OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT....DID I MENTION THAT BOTH THESE FOOLS WERE HELLA YOLKED?

IT WAS AT THAT POINT, I THOUGHT THAT THE BROTHER FROM THE BAY WAS GONNA GET EFFED UP...

PICTURE THREE:
ON SOME UFC ISH 4 REAL!....THE GIRLS WERE PUNCHING THE BROTHA IN THE BACK AND SCREAMING, WHILE THE 2 GUYS DUKED IT OUT.

PICTURE FOUR:
THE BAY DON'T PLAY....THAT BROTHA HAD TO BE FROM ONE OF FIVE PLACES IN THE BAY
1.OAKLAND
2. EAST PALO ALTO OR EPA AS MY MOM CALLS IT
3. HAYWARD
4. FREMONT
5. EASTSIDE SAN JOSE
THEY DON'T PLAY THERE...I'VE BEEN TO PARTIES IN THOSE CITIES WHERE PEOPLE HAVE LITERALLY GOTTEN THEIR FACE SHOOT OFF... AND I END THE NIGHT HUDDLED ON THE FLOOR WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS, PRAYING TO JESUS TO SPARE OUR LIFES....BUT BACK TO THE STORY


PICTURE FIVE:
AS SECURITY WAS KICKING THEM ALL OUT, THE BRA BOYS WERE THROWING UP OC SIGNS AND YELLING "OH WELL, BACK TO THE OC BRAS"..."BACK TO THE OC" AND THE SKANK THAT STARTED THE WHOLE FIGHT CONTINUED...WITH INTENSITY...TO CALL THE BROTHA A "NIGGER"

DAMN YA'LL SHE HAD HELLA HATE IN HER VOICE...WITH ALL THE SHIT BRINGING US BLACK/ BROWN FOLKS DOWN...WHY DO WE DO IT TO EACH OTHER??????

IN THIS ROUND, I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THE BAY....DO YOU SEE THE BLOOD ON THE BRA BOYS FACE?????

CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

XX BANG BANG....BRA

HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH







Thursday, June 5, 2008

MY NEW FAV..........DIY FASHION!








PEEP GAME!!!!!

MY ART IS INDE (MAII) HAS QUICKLY BECOME ONE OF MY NEW FAVS......HELLA DOPE!

SO HOW COME THIS IS THE MOST EFFIN AWESOME ACCESSORIES CO. I'VE SEEN IN A LONG LONG WHILE.......IT COMBINES MY LOVE OF SHARPIES AND DIY FASHION TOGETHER IN JUST THE RIGHT WAY.



RICARDO ORTIZ ( THE OWNER/ ILLUSTRATOR) STARTED MAII IN 2005. EVERYTHING IS FREESTYLED AND COMPLETELY CUSTOMIZED AND ONE OF A KIND...STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CITY OF LA/ COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT.



CHECK OUT MAII ON MYSPACE.... OR GO SCOOP ONE UP 4 YOURSELF HERE!

YOUR SO HIGH SCHOOL!!!!

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY FAVORITE PHYSCO ONLINE STALKERS/ CYBER BULLIES AARON AND ERICA...BETTER KNOWN AS ERICAN...I HEART YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE! IN THE MINUTE IT TOOK YOU TO LEAVE YOUR COMMENT, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DOING SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE LIKE, SMOKING ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DEATH STICKS SO HOPEFULLY....YOU CAN DIE FASTER AND MAKE ROOM FOR MORE DESERVING PEOPLE TO POPULATE THE PLANET

OR YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING AN APPOINTMENT WITH A DERMATOLOGIST TO FIX YOUR FUCKED UP SKIN!!!!!!! REALLY, YOUR 27 AND 25 AND YOUR SKIN LOOKS LIKE ITS 80!

DO YOU GET IT! LEAVE ME ALONE. ITS BEEN SIX MONTHS AND I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF YOU ONCE, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE YOUR STILL THINKING OF ME.... AND NO THE SHARPIES AND THE POLAROID ARE NOT BCBG THERE YOUR MAMAS!!!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! ;)

KISSES

XX BANG BANG

YOUR BFF 4 EVA!
THE BLAH BLAH

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

ALL I DO IS PARTY......



HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!
DOPENESS!!!!!!!!!!!

PEEP THE LINE UP FROM THIS PAST WEEK AT DIM MAK TUESDAYS

MSTRKRFT
LA RIOTS
LAZARO CASANOVA
FELIX CARTAL
(WHICH BY THE WAY....HAS REALLY REALLY PRETTY ALABASTER SKIN)
STEVE AOKI
THEM JEANS
DAN OH
SOME WHAT/ KIND OF HOSTED BY THE LOVELY GINA TURNER

....I KNOW I MISS SPELLED MSTRKRFT :-(.... I'M A DOUCHE BAG!

CLICK IT!








VIDEOS COURTESY OF GLEMJAMN

XX BANG BANG
THE BLAH BLAH

Monday, June 2, 2008

EVERY TIME WE DO IT.....



I WANNA DO IT AGAIN.....
THE DO OVER IS BACK.....I HAD SO MUCH FUN, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS CROWED AS ALL HELL!!!!!!...PEEP GAME!!

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P.S. THIS PAST SUNDAY MADE ME HEART ENERGETIC BLACK BOYS SLASH QUASI ENERGETIC BLACK BOYS....THEY ARE MY NEW FAV!!!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!

XX BANG BANG

THE BLAH BLAH
CHECK OUT THE DO OVER HERE! OR ON MYSPACE

MY 1ST TIME....


WITH A REAL CAMERA....MY BOSS/HIS FAMILY ARE SOOOO DOPE.....HE'S LETTING ME USE ONE OF HIS OLD CAMERAS, WHILE I'M LEARNING TO SHOOT....IPEEP GAME!!!

















CHECK OUT TOMMY THE CLOWN HERE! OR ON MYSPACE.



XX BANG BANG

THE BLAH BLAH

ROCKTAPUSSY!!!!!!!


SO I ATTEMPTED TO GO SEE ROCKTAPUSSY OUT OF CHICAGO @ PYT FRIDAYS THIS PAST WEEK, BUT.....I HELLA FELT A FAT ASS PANIC ATTACK COMING ON SO I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY :-(

IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK...YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND...BUT LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN THE PROCESS AS BEST I CAN. ITS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE, BUT THIS IS WHAT I GO THROUGH (KEEP IN MIND THIS ALL HAPPENS IN LIKE 2 SECONDS).....

1. YOU HELLA FEEL THE NEED TO YACK!
2. IN ONE SECOND FLAT YOUR COMPLETELY COVERED IN SWEAT.
3. YOU LOOSE CONTROL/FEELING OF ALL YOUR LIMBS.
4. YOU CAN ONLY SEE SHADOWS/ YOU LOOSE YOUR VISION.
5. YOU CANNOT HEAR AND JUST KIND OF HEAR LOW MUFFLED SOUNDS.

6. YOU FEEL HELLA FAINT.

7. YOU FEEL REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH/ EUPHORIC.....

SEE WHY I LEFT??????
I'VE HAD THIS INTENSE FEELING THE WHOLE WEEKEND.

BUT ANYWAYS...THE TEN MINUTES OR SO I SAW OF "ROCK THA PUSSY" WERE HELLA DOPE....CHECK OUT THE FEW PICS I TOOK BEFORE I PEACED OUT

CLICK IT!






XX BANG BANG

THE BLAH BLAH

CHECK OUT ROCKTAPUSSY HERE!